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NYC Comedy Magnet

Designer: Says the One

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These charming magnets are the perfect bit of fun for the friend with a sense of humor in your life!

Choose from a variety of sarcastic and sassy quotes:

-"I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, "I bet a donut wouldn't  have done this to me."

-"Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas..."

-"Apparently there are people out there who wash, dry, fold, and put away all their clothes all in one day. I know. I'm confused too." 

-"You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing." 

-"Forever a Quakertown girl ♥"

-"I was born to be wild... but only until 9pm or so." 

-"I've never been held hostage... but I HAVE been in a group text." 

-"I run a tight shipwreck."

-"I make wine disappear. What's your superpower?" 

-"Childhood injuries: Fell off bike. Fell out of a tree. Slid into home plate. Adult injuries: Slept wrong. Sat for too long. Sneezed too hard."

-"Parenting is a delicate balance of convincing your kids they can do anything while yelling "Don't do that!" every 3 minutes."

-"I'm not sure how many chocolates equals happiness but so far, it's not 27."

-"I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out." 

-"You never know how little self-control you have until chips and salsa show up." 

The sayings are printed on kraft paper, sprayed with a light coating of polyurethane, and adhered to a hardboard base.

-They 3.5" x 2.5" and 1/8" thick

-The magnets are handmade in the great state of Colorado

Proudly Made in the USA